Chopped cheese

A person(usually a girl) who is ugly and unattractive.

She is chopped cheese.

by The rattler March 12, 2025

Government Cheese

Poverty, the state of being poor

Also known as “eating cheese from the government”

(Talking about a rich person)
“You can tell they ain’t never got a taste of that Government Cheese”

(Talking about making it out)
“Can’t believe I used to live off Government Cheese”

(Talking about someone poor)
“They look like they have Government Cheese for every meal”

by ñēvērłāñd March 12, 2025

Swiss cheesed

To be exposed to something weird gross or disgusting you didn’t wanna see, faster than you could realize it was happening

“Dude I showed Jerry 2 girls one cup. Safe to say I Swiss cheesed him.”

by Boss hoss March 16, 2025

the great dih cheese incident

when an annonmus person put his veiny dih chese inside of all the milk cartons and made people drink it.

do you remeber the great dih cheese incident, yeah i herd zane did it.

by zane sherwood March 17, 2025

Jewish cheese rachet

When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.

I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it

by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025

To cheese it up

A verb used to describe the act of bringing cheese to a function or social event.

Ruby: "Hey Rick, do you know who's cheesing this party up tonight?"
Rick: "Hao is about to cheese it up. He's bringing an assortment of famous French and Swiss soft cheeses, along with some regular crackers to pair them with."

by EphemeralMaybe March 17, 2025

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021