1, To express being shocked or amazed by something.
2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.
2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.
1, "I couldn't believe it, I totally shit the bed"
2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"
2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"
by Alfow February 3, 2009
Get the Shit the bed mug.Offensive slang for a wielder of sharp objects that has an unusually poor grip/aim or just has a poor stabbing technique.
by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004
Get the Shit Stabber mug.Little glass pipes you can make or usually buy at tobacco stores (oil burners) that you smoke crystal meth(shit, tweak) out of.
Me (To store clerk): Hey can I get an oil burner?
Clerk: Yes.. (Shows up 2 different kinds of shit pipes)
Me: Nah, let me get the skinner one please.
Clerk: Okay, that will be 5 dollars.
Me: **Thinks to self**....Fuck yah, my other pipe was all burnt and made the shit taste no bueno!
NOTE: Fuckin' stay away from the shit man, TRUST. 60% of the meth you buy on streets ain't even shit, more like toxic leftovers from the production process and crap that ameturs made and THINK is meth.
Clerk: Yes.. (Shows up 2 different kinds of shit pipes)
Me: Nah, let me get the skinner one please.
Clerk: Okay, that will be 5 dollars.
Me: **Thinks to self**....Fuck yah, my other pipe was all burnt and made the shit taste no bueno!
NOTE: Fuckin' stay away from the shit man, TRUST. 60% of the meth you buy on streets ain't even shit, more like toxic leftovers from the production process and crap that ameturs made and THINK is meth.
by Weslack November 16, 2006
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Get the jacques shit mug.Pots and shit refers to whenever something goes terribly wrong. It is referenced to whenever someone jumps out of a plane in a cartoon, but instead of a parachute, pots and shit come out of the bag.
Someone brings you their child to watch because they've got a date and you don't. That's a Pots and Shit moment.
by B Prime August 30, 2008
Get the Pots and Shit mug.when u have to take a dump so massvly large u force it through but you force to hard and it comes ramming out like a bull, it cuts your ass up and it hurts like hell, it is also a mess to clean up
by zeike October 4, 2006
Get the shotgun shit mug.Jon: hey Jimbo, your a dick shit.
Jimbo:Duuurrr whats dick shit?
Jon:*Facepalms* wow you really are a dick shit for being too dumb to know what a dick shit is.
Jimbo:Duuurrr whats dick shit?
Jon:*Facepalms* wow you really are a dick shit for being too dumb to know what a dick shit is.
by Kathera Lockharte January 13, 2008
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