Definitions by chuffy_mcflannelslap

bagel 

bagel (n) Holy food of the Jews.

Generic Rabbi: Ya call that a bagel? Sclomcka!

bagel by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004

choe 

a penis that is wider in girth than it is long.

his penis is only 2 inches long but 5 inches thick. He's got a fucking choe!

choe by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004

Shit Stabber 

Offensive slang for a wielder of sharp objects that has an unusually poor grip/aim or just has a poor stabbing technique.

"WTF?! You got me in the leg! You really are a shit stabber!"

Shit Stabber by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004