Brown Delivery

To defecate in and ship a sealable UPS postage box.
The man in the buster browns just made a brown delivery to my ex-wife.
by Brown Delivers December 21, 2010
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Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.
Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”
by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022
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Bristol brown

Realllllly hot would most def make out with
by Julian... May 11, 2022
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i hate the browns

this sentence could mean two different things that are completely unrelated

1. Browns, referring to African or people who are brown.

I hate the browns.*

2. The better sentence, “I hate the browns”, browns referring to the NFL team

*God, I hate the browns. The players suck and the mascot is dumb”.
FUCK YOU BROWNS. I HATE THE BROWNS. THEY ALWAYS TRY TO ROB ME - The racist way

FUCK YOU BROWNS WITH YOUR ASS TEAM HOW DID YOU STILL BEAT US
by the rizz god November 13, 2023
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Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
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kyrsten brown

Kyrsten Brown is a girl that is very Stong and loud and black and ghetto and funny and Pretty and mean and always make you laugh and she’s the best person to be friend
“Have you heard that Seth like Kyrsten brown
“Yeah Kaden does too”
“Who would’nt like kyrstenbrown she the “it” girl”
by Tomato_soup33 June 02, 2023
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brown shampooer

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)
My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer
by Dick Shon Neary February 23, 2025
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