doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Fury poop

When you are so irate, your bowels require evacuation.

I was so mad I had to take a fury poop.

by Rslakmcg April 2, 2023

Nose poop

Sexy, special and attractive booger or person which that person always does naughty things such as having segg with others

Grandpa ying:hey nose poop wanna do something naughty 😈

Nose poop:like last night?

Grandpa ying: you’re such a nose poop!

by Not pork June 8, 2023

tasty poop

its when you eat so many jelly candies and you been drinking all night, Drank too much and puke.. it comes out as 1 lump like a poop, gives the same sensation, but it comes out your mouth and still tastes sugary sweet.. hence TASTY POOP

got so drunk last night, I ended up having a TASTY POOP

by moodfood June 11, 2023

pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.

Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.

by 47akg47 July 10, 2023

No Poop July

No Poop July Is A Made Up Challenge By A Male User On Tiktok. This Male User Has Won NO Poop Juuly, But now has to go through NO Sleep August.

Timmy: Hey!
Johnny: yeah?
Timmy: have you heard of NO Poop July?
Johnny: yeah! I'm going through it!

by OKitsnathan9579 August 12, 2023

Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf

Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.

by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023