Mentos penis

After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.

Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.

by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020

Penis

A small dick

A penis can’t fit inside me

by Manmaanboy69 January 16, 2020

Penis infringement

When a penis commits tax fraud

God dammit I accidentally committed penis infringement

by Fat hoobs July 15, 2019

Penis

You know what it is.

ha, penis

by anonymous July 2, 2021

penis

the one and only thing that i would like to suck.

i want that in my mouth "penis"

by anonymous June 14, 2022

penis maggot

when a maggot enters ur penis

ahh i got a penis maggot

by Penis maggot creater69 May 7, 2022

Penis McBreadcrumbs

me

i am penis mcbreadcrumbs

by pussysandwich_47 August 8, 2023