When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020
Get the I’ve farted and I can’t get up! mug.A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.
Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.
by Dassh September 8, 2004
Get the I've fallen and I can't get up mug.Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.
Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!
Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.
Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.
by nznegativeions July 12, 2011
Get the You pay peanuts you get monkeys mug.Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
by Person (: August 20, 2010
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The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.
The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.
Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.
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If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.
by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018
Get the Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! mug.Person 1: So I stole my sons birthday money and honestly dont feel bad about it..
Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?
Person 1: I usually take exit 9.
Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?
Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?
Person 1: I usually take exit 9.
Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?
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