nigga penis

big black mans penis

i sucked off a nigga penis last night

by darian wade howe January 1, 2023

Penis buy

Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional

Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today

by Satoshi's gardener September 15, 2021

penis

my favorite thing in the world

person: whats your favorite thing
me: penis

by wow damn rough January 28, 2021

penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

penis

The thing all those Gay fucks want.
Pride doesn't exist here.

PewDiePie: Hey nigga give me your penis!
Guy: *Gives Penis*
PewDiePie: Fuck THE JEWS! *Cream*

by tlucelomsesimonoces June 6, 2020

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019