Guy 1: dude, did you hear about Chad?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: he got a brown town gotye after eating Alice's ass.
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: he got a brown town gotye after eating Alice's ass.
by Buttstuff49 November 24, 2020
Get the Brown Town Gotyemug. A person who works in DEI, race and LGBTQ politics. Primarily public employee bureaucrats in education and local/state/federal governments. Parasites and bottom feeders.
Brown collar jobs have become so prevalent that other university departments have had budgets reduced to the point that they can't staff enough actual teachers.
by anyotherduck February 10, 2024
Get the Brown Collarmug. the brown family is quite crazy they love eating road kill straight off the black top
they are found on the side of the road most of the time and they love road kill
when on the road watch out for them if lane gets too hungry he might end up eating your children
they are found on the side of the road most of the time and they love road kill
when on the road watch out for them if lane gets too hungry he might end up eating your children
by distinguishedmark December 6, 2019
Get the the brown familymug. This occurs when you get so intoxicated that you shit your pants. Often much more embarrassing than Blacking Out because you are reminded of it as soon as you wake up.
by Garyyyy December 12, 2022
Get the Browning Outmug. Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
Get the Alan Brownemug. the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff
instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway
-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway
-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021
Get the dark brown hydroflaskmug. Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.
by Octospectre June 26, 2023
Get the brown polemug.