Rivers Cum

1. A person usually large in stature who represents both horny and silly personality traits

2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation

Jeremiah: weather outside sure is crazy huh?
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!

by The Italian sausage February 26, 2025

Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018

cum hose

Slang for a man's penis.

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025

cum butt fuck

What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.

Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.

by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018

Cum

My morning drink

I drink cum in the morning

by ZEPHYR :3 April 28, 2025

rusty cum

when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty

Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks March 8, 2025

Cum and vinegar

Usually a male who is unusually horny or oversexed. Sexually overactive

He masturbates often. Yes, the poor guy is full of cum and vinegar.

by Legend3000 March 5, 2021