man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))

BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!

by Sally September 14, 2004

banana man

stupid tall bog eyed creature, resembling a character from the cartoon funny bones with a mushroom styl-ee hair cut.

"christ banana man, you're such a stupid bog eyed creature, resembling a character from funny bones with a mushroom styl-ee haircut!"

by Mintness' friend January 14, 2004

Goat man

A male/female that trys to get attention all the time and acts like a total asshole.

Oh god theres the goat man again trying to get people to like it.

by !ME! March 8, 2005

man-yogurt

-men's yogurt for douche women or gay men
-semen in a yogurt container
-manly yogurt?

-Cody: Maaan that man-yogurt totally knocked me up yesterday!!

-John: You know man-yogurt makes you manly man!
-Ray: Yea man lets get some!!
-JohnYea because we are so unmanly man!
-Ray: Totally, but we cannot tell anyone, K?!
-John: Why though?
-Ray: Because it semen...
-John: Heck Yea...we could get pregnant, lets goo!!
-Ray: Yeaaa boi...all homo!!

by DOUCHe Lord January 25, 2011

man moment

similar to a nigga moment a man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience that transcends race, color, and creed. a man moment is when a man finds something so incredibly attractive it draws his complete attention. the reason for the man moment changes form man to man depending on their preference in the opposite sex.

the severity of the moment can range for a brief glance at the area of interest to a full out stare. this can be dangerous when operating a motor vehicle. (keep this in mind the next time your running ladies, those shorts that make you ass giggle just right while you run may one day cause collateral damage)

alcohol and other drugs can increase the chance and severity of a man moment. this can range form a man breaching the mute state of a standard man moment and actually expressing interest in the desired body part to full on groping of enticing body part. in most cases these drug educed man moments are not welcome and can result in a physical abuse from the woman or even charges of sexual assault, so men please keep your man moments in check.

ohh fuck look at dan. that cashiers tits are so nice he cant help but stare...oh god she noticed....he don't even care. hes in the middle of a man moment.

man i had suck a man moment today, this girls ass was so sweet i was just standing behind her in line staring right at it. i had to resist the urge to plant my face right in it.

by wisky sour July 3, 2009

pac-man

someone who is of southeast asian origin

hey! pac-man! how ya doin'?

by earl duke the ninth of antares October 18, 2006

Shell of a man

A selfish person who’s word that is no good one who lacks empathy, compassion, & understanding of others

Shawn only thinks of himself he looks down on others instead of helping them up he only thinks about himself he’s a shell of a man

by Willie blacc April 9, 2022