Penis

The "Thing that goes into a girls pussy"

The penis is going so smoothly in to my hairy pussy daddy

by not a 9 year old October 18, 2021

penis

only men have one

my penis is very massive, now go pick your ass

by b ig daddy March 10, 2023

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

Penis

a long thing that some men have and when they do it ranges around 10-12 inches long but the average weight of the horse cock weighs about 50-55 duck penises

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DIS MAN HAS A BIG PENIS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH *moans*

by [[not.astrospector_]] October 20, 2021

Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.

Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.

by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020

Penis Munch

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.

Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.

by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019

penis

What I gave your mom last night in bed

Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!

by treeswing54 April 7, 2018