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by u_retardedfunny August 3, 2021

Verbal retweet

See also: verbal reblog

When you directly quote/paraphrase a statement you've seen on Twitter.

Jacob: deviously lick my nuts
Alex: stop verbal retweeting and speak to me

by Dogg13_gutz October 28, 2021

Uneducated Retard

Ariel felus

Ariel felus is an uneducated retard

by GalaxyBone November 4, 2021

Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim August 31, 2021

Golden Retriever

A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective

Matthew is a golden retriever

by Psutey September 25, 2021

mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace

mentally retired alex will give cross mod

by criss.ii September 28, 2021

selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on

Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.

by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021