Penis

Pp. I-i-I-ithlam- ithlammed I thlammed my penith in the car door

Me: bro I slammed my cock in the car door 💔😕
Me: 💔⛓🥀dhmu only the real ones know 💔⛓🥀

Penis

by Dyingtea September 12, 2021

penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

by anonymous August 6, 2021

Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)

The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"

by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021

Penis

a giant thing or small i dont judge and most girls make it sqwirt in there pussy to make them pregnet it will grow

this penis is huge matthew

by THE_REAL_SPEAKER March 16, 2021

penis

what you have none of and like sucking on

I like you penis

thanks babe

by idkwhatmynamesiss December 27, 2021

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 22, 2025

The Smol Penis

"The Smol Penis" a small focking thang so small that it's fucking smaller than dust like you can't even see it fucking idiots.

"The Smol Penis" Do we really need a definition

by EEJIOT May 29, 2021