workplace brownout 

When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.

Let’s make a powerful stink and pull a workplace brownout!

workplace brownout by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020

Dude, I wanna make brownies 

When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.

Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.

Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.

Dude, I wanna make brownies by Aika March 4, 2010

Bownership 

Relating to the total financial cost of having sexual relationships, such as children, condoms, dinner and a movie, etc.

Before you slay that pussy, you need to consider the total cost of bownership.

Bownership by Dick Fucking Diggler May 8, 2015

Browns Bunch 

A group of guys that host one of the craziest tailgating experiences around.

I was so hungover and exhausted from partying with the Browns Bunch on Sunday, that I had to call off work on Monday!

Browns Bunch by Da Bunch February 3, 2010

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Taking a crap.

Be right back, guys... I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl by J.R. March 21, 2003

Chilled Brownie 

Fecal matter deposited inside a refrigerator, freezer, or any other cold storage device; Usually caused by masked shit bandits, the girl who passed out on your couch at 10:00 PM, or drunken debauchery and anal pounding foreplay.

She pulled a chilled brownie and left three big logs on top of my leftover green beans, that bitch!

I went to get a glass of ice cold water but instead I got an ice cold smell of chilled brownie.

Chilled Brownie by President Hoover April 4, 2010

Brownage 

Another form of diarrhea, usually coming from the fingers on a keyboard.

That troll is having a bad case of brownage

Brownage by Ray Star January 14, 2008