Fecal matter deposited inside a refrigerator, freezer, or any other cold storage device; Usually caused by masked shit bandits, the girl who passed out on your couch at 10:00 PM, or drunken debauchery and anal pounding foreplay.
She pulled a chilled brownie and left three big logs on top of my leftover green beans, that bitch!

I went to get a glass of ice cold water but instead I got an ice cold smell of chilled brownie.
by President Hoover April 3, 2010
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