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carson penis 

A niggas penis that is so damn fine

Ferocious Penis Fart 

A ferocious penis fart when a person is giving head and cum comes out as gas
I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop

Dick penis 

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.
I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.
Dick penis by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Turtle Penis 

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
Turtle Penis by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Chicken penis 

The tastiest part of a chicken wig
"I just finished the rest of the chicken wing so time to eat the chicken penis."
Chicken penis by The yaoi meister September 6, 2020

glisse-penis

Mechanical spray lubricant such as WD-40. A French Canadian slang used by mechanics and others trades working in the underground mines. When something is seized up and needs loosening you apply the Glisse-Penis onto it to free up any nut, bolt or shaft. Commonly heard in and around underground mines.
Hey Donny Passe moi le glisse-penis
This definitely needs some glisse-penis
Fucker seized pretty good. Get some glisse-penis on that stat.
glisse-penis by Ugminer September 15, 2020