by Pandaz4Life April 29, 2021
A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys
by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019
1. The animal that has fur and a tail and is often compared to humans
2. Anal sex (moon key Monday key)
2. Anal sex (moon key Monday key)
That monkey has the monkey
by Master of beargreen January 06, 2024
Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.
by A bing bong user March 27, 2024
by -.-123 September 19, 2019
by BobTheBird5 March 07, 2021