brawny man 

A lumberjack of epic power and unequaled greatness. A decendent of mighty pirates kings of old. A follower of Odin and Thor, the Norse gods of war,thunder,and kickassness. Able to chop down entire forests and process them into paper towels in a single day. He wears plaid all the time except for the occasonal Hawaiin shirt when he is feeling festive. He frequently consorts with Valkeries,housewives,and the occansional quarter whore.

Highly attractive housewife: I just wish i had some paper towels.
Brawny Man: Here are some towels mam.
Highly attractive housewife: That plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
Brawny Man: Sorry, you aren't my type...maybe if you were naked and painted blue. You don't except quarters do you?

brawny man by Swedish Bob December 9, 2006

full blown retard 

A retard that is not like other retards, but an EXTREME retard.

Guy: hey what's going on? Retard: duhhhuhuh wee mee flap flap mee flap flap mee-ASS CONE guy: damn he is a full blown retard

full blown retard by A random guy who is not gayy February 11, 2014

brownslurper 

To munch frokm the bumhole in a messy fashion

Your mouth stinks you dirty brownslurper

brownslurper by Dezakathejazzman April 9, 2007

browntailing 

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.

Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.

browntailing by db romanowski July 8, 2010

brownie beast mode 

The act of going literally insane over brownies. Similar to what the Cookie Monster looks like when eating cookies. Just chowin' down on those mofo'ing brownies, crumbs falling down your face and all. Don't stop until you're full.

"Yo, did you see JerBear in class today?"
"Yeah son--brownie beast mode was in full effect!"
"That guy goes crazy over brownies!"
"Yup, SA."

brownie beast mode by BowseyLove September 12, 2013

Brownsplain 

Brownsplain, or Brownplaining is when a nonwhite, usually a Mexican, explains the history and character of The West to a White person while being unqualified to do so. This usually happens in Rightwing Christian vs Pagan debates, but it does happen in other topics regarding Western Civilization.

Pedro: "Let me brownsplain the history of europe ese. So basically white people used to be evil pagan heretics and then they all realized it was wrong and became christian and that’s what made them based on god no cap! And since i’m also a christian you have to let me into your society!!"
Wyatt Mann: "Shut the fuck up you cringe T50 Swarthoid! You have no right to Brownsplain my history to me! *disintegrates Pedro with Aryan Laser Vision*"

Brownsplain by CelineDB April 26, 2023

Dutch Brownie 

Same as a Dutch oven but one poops under the covers as well as farting.

Pooping next to your un suspecting other half in bed or under covers. Then proceeding to pull the covers over, thus trapping your partner under the covers next to the poop. Then proceeding to yell; "DUTCH BROWNIE BITCH".
"I trapped Stephano in a Dutch brownie last night. We are now getting divorced. "

Dutch Brownie by Poo sprinkles January 7, 2015