shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis

that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!

shrew penis by Shrew man January 20, 2020

Mentos penis 

After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.

Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.

Mentos penis by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020

Pubic Penis Paste 

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

Pubic Penis Paste by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020

Quartic Penis 

A 5 headed penis.

“My Quartic Penis is similar to one of this fucking Hanukkah candles.

Quartic Penis by Ballsohard69 March 21, 2020

personality penis 

When your penis is not impressive enough on it's own so you have to compensate by having a great personality.

"Yeah Chad isn't the biggest I've ever been with, but he's such a good listener. He's got that "personality penis"."

personality penis by HiDefStatic March 28, 2020

National Penis Day 

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

National Penis Day by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National Penis Day 

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
“

National Penis Day by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020