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Suckingadick Cuminmyass

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.
"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
by KinZil March 10, 2017
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Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas
by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021
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CumberCollective

1. The Collective term for Benedict Cumberbatch's admirers
2. One of Benedict's most preferred names for his many fans
3. The family-friendly version of Cumberbitches
"I'm a proud member of the CumberCollective"
"And Benedict what are your fans called?" "... The CumberCollective"
by pentan-1-ol May 30, 2013
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Cumaholic

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!
by SlopNChop February 9, 2017
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Cumsmith

A highly attuned, sexually adept & skilful lady known to those she chooses to share her time with as SJ. She possesses the ability to cum on demand (usually hers), and often for prolonged periods when experiencing a hightened state of arousal. This gift is usually initiated by contentment, but is sometimes triggered by sensory stimulation. A connoisseur of personal pleasure. The one who has mastered beatitude and rapture.
That one known as SJ can cum and cum, if she's horny enough. She's a right Cumsmith when she gets going she is, fuck me..look at the state she's got herself in again. How could anyone male or female not want to help her out a little?
by Her partner in pleasure March 18, 2009
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Cumbercurls

A word used to describe Benedict Cumberbatch's loveable curls.
Person 1: "Did you watch Sherlock last night? Wasn't it good?"
Person 2: "I did, but I was so lost in Benedict's cumbercurls that I wasn't really paying attention."
by sbclightning July 10, 2012
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Fibonacci Cumshot

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.
Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"
by colinmochrie March 16, 2014
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