When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
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Cum juice

20 minutes later after you bust a nut a little bit more comes out
Person 1: Dude i totally just cum juiced
Person 2: sick dude
by Wrxith May 10, 2022
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Cum-nado

A ferocious, spinning cum-shot. Usually a result of multiple men busting on a woman at once but it could form from a single dude if the load is violent enough.
My friend and I busted a fat cum-nado on your mom's face last night. It was fucking rad, dude.
by Brock in my Ash July 1, 2021
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Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.
by Helixfire March 3, 2016
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cum

practically snow from the human body
My gf: "Wtf, you just came in me!"
Me: "Guess we know it's snowing somewhere."
In other words, cum is like snow :D
by Frosty (not cum) January 17, 2022
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big cum balls

when you accidentally cum all over your balls and its super sticky
Boy: Dang i got big cum balls!
GF: The fuck?
by Creepy DUDE123 March 7, 2023
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Cum

A delicious soda found in grocery stores
Do you have any cum?”
“Yes— isle three.”
by AxolotlStickers June 19, 2022
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