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Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.
Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"
by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024
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Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.
Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”
by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024
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Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.
Stay away from the Texas One Eye.
by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024
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Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual
I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker
by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024
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Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.
Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.
by Nat R. September 6, 2023
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texxel

tall, handsome, strong, great at all video games. better than Hauss
by texxel September 13, 2023
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Textbook

Women that have potential to be wifey material but have lots of red flags 🚩
If a women still hangs around a group a women & party all the time or doesn’t have a priority’s together & can’t bring that much value to a man she is TextBook
by Moneybagg Matt September 15, 2023
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