A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
Get the Ass Nutsmug. Page Nuts is a descriptive and/or Adjective word used to describe the bottom of a page; when rounded.
by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019
Get the Page nutsmug. A challenge guys participate in every November to see if they can last 30 days without ejaculating, ie. not nutting. Becoming a popular method to start a dopamine detox, and to readdress your relationship with your balls and your bros.
Guy 1: Dude, I was in Tesco day 10 and got a semi in the yoghurt aisle - lol
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!
by botdude October 27, 2022
Get the No Nut Novembermug. by Jdub9 April 19, 2018
Get the nut hummermug. When you fuck a doughnut and cum inside of it.
Preferably a cream-filled doughnut that has been de-creamed so that you can refill it.
Preferably a cream-filled doughnut that has been de-creamed so that you can refill it.
by Syrupy yuppie September 25, 2019
Get the dough-nutmug. a sandwhich that is like 3 peanut butter sandwiches stacked on top of eachother
(bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread)
(bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread)
by lickz May 12, 2025
Get the triple decker nut sammymug. A challenge where one must not achieve an orgasm (nutting) the entire month of November. The rules are simple
1. from 12:00 AM on November 1st to 11:59 PM on November 30th, you may not nut. Whether it be from masturbation or sex does not matter. Once you nut, you are disqualified.
2. Only one wet dream is allowed, and is the only exception to the no nutting rule
3. Free nut coupons do not exist and anyone who uses one is disqualified
4. You are allowed to watch porn and participate in edging, just as long as you do not orgasm.
Those who succeed are allowed to participate in destroy dick december or ddd
1. from 12:00 AM on November 1st to 11:59 PM on November 30th, you may not nut. Whether it be from masturbation or sex does not matter. Once you nut, you are disqualified.
2. Only one wet dream is allowed, and is the only exception to the no nutting rule
3. Free nut coupons do not exist and anyone who uses one is disqualified
4. You are allowed to watch porn and participate in edging, just as long as you do not orgasm.
Those who succeed are allowed to participate in destroy dick december or ddd
by kitloin November 2, 2021
Get the No Nut Novembermug.