by Dicknjsksnxjd October 04, 2019
Nut snuggler: A loser that snuggles up to another mans kids aka snuggling his nutz. aka "step dad" aka mommies friend aka "uncle"
1 That fucking nut snuggler is going to get shot he keeps fucking with my kids.
2 Hey Mark, why don't you just go pull down Tom's pants and snuggle his nutz directly, you fucking nut snuggler.
3 Damn Mark, I here Tom has kids with kelly and tina, maybe you should try and raise those kids for him to, you nut snuggling b-tch.
2 Hey Mark, why don't you just go pull down Tom's pants and snuggle his nutz directly, you fucking nut snuggler.
3 Damn Mark, I here Tom has kids with kelly and tina, maybe you should try and raise those kids for him to, you nut snuggling b-tch.
by C_fold January 26, 2024
Kenny had an allergic reaction using coconut oil with his girlfriend Susan and his penis swelled up like a gerken. It was than called a canerka nut
by Doglover6489 August 17, 2017
by Thomas Bryant (weaboo trash) April 28, 2019
Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 05, 2018
Himalayan Nuts are so g-
by Himalayan July 12, 2022
When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!
Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her
by BryJ December 18, 2018