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acting 'black' 

Any forms of deliberately and or unintentionally simplifying vocabulary and pronunciation of such (which includes, but is not limited to) slang terminology, speech slurring, destabilizing sentence structure. In addition, the act of being excessively irritable with a heightened emotional reaction, violent or otherwise, to everyday occurrences.
"Ya jus' stepped on my shoe nigga'...I outta break my foot up in ya ass!" Why is Tyrone so angry? The man apologized and offered to purchase him new footwear...but he is still threatening him? He's acting 'black' too much...

uppity black 

A uppity Black is a colored boy a negro or a person of color who think they are better than other blacks or colored boys. Uppity black people think they poopn don't stink that they better than other black folk. A uppity black complains and protests anything that doesn't go they way.
Hey shirley did you see that negro working in the mail room - Yes I did the mouth on that boy- Thats what I'm saying this company always hiring them uppity black folk think they better than the rest of us colored folk. Fixing sure is tired of them hiring uppity black folk - them boys should just go back to being house boys no cotton need picking round yonder. Agreed

The Black Hand 

The official faction of assasins found in the Bethesda owned game "Oblivion"
A reference to the clan of assasins found in another defenition of this phrase. Also known as the Dark Brotherhood. They follow the spirit known as the Night Mother (AKA Old Lady Luck). The Dark Brotherhood only kills those who have not proven themselves worthy of living (For various reasons but mostly for murder and scamming).
"I trust your decisions will only benefit The Black Hand."-(Lucienne LaChance)
The Black Hand by Pancaxe May 12, 2009

Goin black on yo ass 

beating someone up in the method a black woman would do on the streets
Jenny said "I'm gonna be goin black on yo ass if you dont leave right now Mr. Flea!"
Goin black on yo ass by jpottert February 8, 2010

Rebecca Black 

A horrible, terrible, obnoxious singer who doesn't know which seat to sit in.
Guy 1: Did you just hear that horrible singer?
Guy 2: Yeah, totally rebecca black'ed that song
Rebecca Black by emperorjin April 3, 2011

Rebecca Black 

Any kind of girl with a singing ability that ranges from below average to shellshock-inducing.

Rebecca Blacks also tend to be indecisive, such as choosing where to sit in cars or what to wear to parties. They also have a rather scary affiliation for Fridays.
Make sure you wear noise-canceling headphones when you're near a Rebecca Black, unless you'd like to drown your ears in blood.
Rebecca Black by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011

Rebecca Black 

After being 'discovered' by ARK music factory, her single 'Friday', (released on Youtube) became a national hit. The song 'Friday', expresses real problems that adolescents of this generation face today. Such as, decisions of choosing where to sit, (in a car filled with 4 people, where the front seats are clearly occupied). Her monotone voice (airbrushed with auto-tune) accents the beauty of the song. During the music video, children are driving on highways, on their way to a party. A middle-aged African american raps. And these young children are narrow mindedly standing in a car whilst 'driving' down a highway.
It is still a mystery to whether or not this is a joke, or heart felt lyrics.
omfg I LOVE REBECCA BLACK YAAAY.

LIKE L-O- freakin-L
IM GONNA NAME MY BABIES AFTER HER.