green with envy

Wishing very much that you had what someone else has. A longing to possess something awarded to or achieved by another.

"Sharon's going off to the south of France for three weeks and we're all green with envy."

by _anonymous1 September 12, 2013

Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

better with the lights off

1. "In possession of a such a great personality that not being distracted by your beauty makes you even more beautiful."

2. "Ugly, but really good at sex in the dark."

3. "I hope you don't mind but I have a hangup about having sex with the lights on. Can I turn out the lights so I can fantasize that you're a different girl?"

4. "I really don't care how you look right now. Let's do it."

Girl, don't take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off...

by Stahrk December 26, 2011

Want some gabbagoo with this

Something you say when sticking a gun into another guy's mouth.

Tony Soprano sticking a revolver into coco's mouth. "Want some gabbagoo with this"?

by Khoa N November 20, 2010

cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013

That dude with the guitar at a party

The douchey guy that always brings his guitar and tries to act cool at parties or other gatherings. The conversation always comes back around to the type of music that he and his band are doing now or why his taste in music is so much cooler than yours. When the focus turns to someone or something else, he starts to strum loudly on his guitar or tries to get other musicians to have an impromptu jam session so that he can be the focus again. This guy is typically one of two personality types; way over the top happy or the brooding "too cool for school" guy. For an example, see Reverend Tim-Tom from the TV show on ABC named "The Middle."

Your friend Ethan is turning into "that dude with the guitar at a party."

by RevTimTom June 28, 2013

Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015