Errol's Wife

This woman is the most amazing woman I've ever laid eyes on,but what is she doing with

that loser?I shouldn't think like this,but I'm worried I may do or say something dramatic sooner or later.How can my thoughts be so consumed by this sweet beautiful lady & how

do I deal with him on a not so obvious level?
Someone/Anyone help 😬

Oh my Errol's Wife where do I begin? This is difficult for me & my cock is getting harder

each time I think of this it's not all sexual
either. I think we are better together than

him as loyalty is important

by Janet21 February 13, 2023

armins wife

armins wife is basically a person called kay and yeah they're armins wife 👹
armin from aot btw 😈

omg have you seen armins wife they're so hot

by kayayayayay November 13, 2021

wife beater

Stella Artois.

My mates were all on Pudding Larger, but I opted for Wife Beater.

by Nic September 25, 2003

Marine Wife

The best breed of women on this Earth specifically for the toughest warriors in the world. Brave, tough but sweet, takes no bullshit, tenacious, and dangerously beautiful. You can look, but don't touch; she'll make you wish you hadn't. If she doesn't; Well, shes protected by a US Marine.

"Damn look at that babe."
"She's a Marine wife.."
"Damn, I was going to ask for her number...but her Marine would kill me."
"Hah! If she doesn't first."

by Greggy Po. June 5, 2016

battered wife

Wife or girlfriend who is victimized by being physically, emotionaaly and/or verbally abused by their loser boyfriends or husbands and are convinced that it is okay or that they will not find anyone else to love them and are practically brainwashed.

Girl 1: he hit me again
Girl 2: why do you put up with him?
GIrl 1: because he tells me he loves and needs me. I am the only one for him.
Girl 2: you're starting to sound like a battered wife

by nemo enola July 16, 2014

Bitchy Wife

A statement of redundancy, typically used to poetically illustrate the absurdly horrible nature of a particular situation.

Sure, I could have registered both cars at the DMV, if I wanted to go for the full bitchy wife.

by Dangerfox April 12, 2012

Chef's wife

a woman in a relationship with-a chef.

Chef's wife Usually has two careers, her own and of course that of her chef. Understands terms: “doubles”,“covers”, and “purveyors”. Doesn’t understand but deals with: dinner at 2am, chefs that smell like onions a...nd fish, Christmas (and every other holiday alone), callused hands, and the always prevalent conceited attitude. After all, aren’t they kind of a big deal?

by Kelly Put-Put October 24, 2009