Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.

"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?

by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013

Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.

by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015

Noble Wanker

Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.

Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!

by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016

fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)

a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .

by sireemopancake October 13, 2021

wanker in a bag

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.

You wanker in a bag you are!

by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017

little wanker

When a midget (Preferrably British) masturbates.

He's so short. He's definitely a little wanker.

by handydan April 23, 2014

Wankers Respect

To accomplish something or gain recognition from your peers which usually derives from a dare or a hap-hazard scenario which you would not put yourself into.

'John's got laid by a 72 year old? He gets some wankers respect for that.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009