Vancer

Someone who has or wishes to have sexual relations with living room furniture, specifically couches and/or loveseat.

Act can be performed with or without a condom.

DJT: Are you a Vancer?
JD: what’s a Vancer?

DJT: someone who gets aroused by couches.
JD: Oh. Where did you hear that?

by 400lb.cyber.attacker August 11, 2024

Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Vancehole

One whose demeanor is smug, overbearing, or condescending in word, tone, or posture

“Wow. Did you see the vice president berate Volodymyr Zelenskyy at the press conference yesterday?”

“Yeah, man, he was being such a Vancehole.”

by bxt70 March 1, 2025

Vanced

When someone suddenly dies after meeting the vice president.

That guy was old, but in pretty good shape and he dropped dead after meeting the vice president. Dude got Vanced.

by Pleasant Wolf May 19, 2025

Vandenbos

Someone who is from the woods or city

Person A: "Have you seen the Vandenbos'?"
Person B: "No, but check the woods or the city."

by theone6 July 7, 2009

Vandebrake

Insensitive Northwest Iowa slang for a genetic disposition of women and men with ancestors from the Netherlands towards posterior adiposity, i.e. "fat ass"

Look at the Vandebrake on that bitch!

by Big Pimpin' J February 13, 2010

vander weerd

completely, amazingly awesome

That dude is totally vander weerd.

by wicked27 May 6, 2011