Ava Valentine

A tiny hoe who likes chodes. She is in a three way mariiage with Aiden and Matthew. Tiny boobs.

Ava Valentine loves her daddy

by Huudywuudy March 7, 2019

fruity valentine

A man who loves dick. He loves it so much and loves to give head on bridges for 5 dollars. He loves to get gang-banged by black men and suck anywhere when it invloves money.

It's fruity Valentine, quick get me my 5 dollars.

by Fruity Valentine August 11, 2019

Valentijn

Kanker flikker die nooit komt opdagen, en laat niks van zich weten.

Mohammed pleegt een valentijn(tje).

by necher39474910765 November 14, 2022

My Bloody Valentine

To have sex with a girl on a special occasion even though she's on her period.

WTF dude that's nasty you got a my bloody valentine!!

by FL-fre$h March 12, 2011

valentines day

A happy day to celebrate love.

"Happy Valentines Day"
"I love you"

by optimistic March 5, 2009

valentino white bag

A little ugly girl decided to spill lipstick in her anorexic mother's Valentino White Bag.

little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?

by marymaryquitehairy May 19, 2018

Valentine's Day

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.

One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018