When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.
Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.
friendship speed dating
Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.
friendship speed dating
by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

When you endorse a relationship between two fictional or even real people. If your ship becomes a real thing you say your ship has sailed.
by Reddiesphagett May 24, 2018

Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!
Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.
Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.
Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.
Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.
by The penis puncher April 30, 2024

A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers
Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design
Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
by ButcherOfZoos July 20, 2022

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019

The best ship to ever exist - The two people deny it but everyone knows the chemistry between them is real.
by cmronmicrophone193 March 3, 2022

by Jelly magoo November 24, 2021
