Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021

ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.

I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.

by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017

Ultimate shady fade

To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.

Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.

by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023

Ultimate Football

A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.

Hey, do you want to play some ultimate football? I got a bean bag!

by booksandtea June 16, 2017

giga ultimate fat saif

fattest of fat people will kill you. if he farts. also he will eat your fridge at exactly 3:00 AM

that giga ultimate fat saif just nuked the world with his fart!! Run!

by perf9009 November 11, 2022

The Ultimate Betrayal

When you dog drinks your Shirley temple as you go to get him/her a treat from the kitchen.

I can't Believe Aspen drank my Shirley temple as I was going to get him a Beggin Strip, that's the Ultimate Betrayal!

by TheLoaners October 17, 2023

Ultimate Golden shower

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!

"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"

by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019