Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell April 15, 2016

Squeezing The Shooter

A term used to define Jacking Off, can be heard as Choking the Chicken, Piping the Peter, or Wanking. There are countless other names for this definition.

Andrew: yea so my parents walked in while I was making the bald man cry
Allen: oh they caught you Squeezing the Shooter LmO

by ScopeSnipe01 June 14, 2020

Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Frank hit me in the nuts earlier so I gave him the good old Kentucky Squeeze.

by westtd October 04, 2022

Squeeze bucket

Boyfriend

Hey Tor, where's your squeeze bucket?

by Spl08812 September 12, 2017

Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.

Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit”

by Hard90sonly4 January 07, 2020

Squeeze out the tuna

Slang for female masterbation.

Shannon couldn't sleep so she decided to squeeze out the tuna before bed to help her sleep.

by Anevilnoyes March 30, 2023