Fresh Squeezed Festival

Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!

I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!

by qUEEnBinX June 25, 2009

Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018

squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Squeezed benzed

A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke

Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed

Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct

Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested

After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation

You got squeezed benzed

by Iloveketamine January 3, 2025

Shaka Squeeze

A handshake originating in the ghettos of Pahoa Hawaii.

Performed by both handshakers making the "hang loose" sign, or Shaka around eachother's hand, while making a quick, strong, up and down motion, with the two joined hands.

Alex hit Brandon with a Shaka Squeeze and it blew Brandon's mind.

by chillerwhale May 17, 2014