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Boof hammer

The act of absolutely boonking one of your comrades
Bro he just got Boof hammered
by Boof yammer August 29, 2019
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hammer pump

Masturbation or causing male ejaculation by hand
No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.
by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006
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Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off
Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.
by Burnicus January 17, 2020
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Pat the Hammer

Very wise
Pat the Hammer knows all.
by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021
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Thot Hammer

A guy who only has sex with thots who has a superiority complex alongside validation to his ego only fueling a further douchebag persona to be portrayed to others and hammering more thots
Chad is a total thot hammer.
by baileystrum July 18, 2021
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Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"
by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018
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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
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