poo fairy

when you take a dump in one's lavatory, and collect it in a pillowcase, tie it upon a friends head and make them sniff the poo and make it impossible to get away from the smell and discomfort

i gave Jonnny B a poo fairy last night. he heaved like a mother bitch

by nev gillings March 8, 2008

Fairy floss

The wrong way to say cotton candy. Used in Australia.

Did you hear that Aussie call cotton candy, Fairy Floss?!

by your_moms_old_lederhosen December 14, 2018

Fairy Dust

When you blow a hot load in your hand, you let it dry, you crush it into fine powder, then sprinkle it all over your women.

I blessed Amanda last night with my magical fairy dust.

by underdogg July 1, 2006

fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 3, 2018

Fairy Tits

Very Intense

That hit of crack was fuckin fairy tits!

by SpoR April 8, 2011

tooth fairy

A gay man who gives toothy blowjobs

Brain gives the must painful blowjobs. He is such a tooth fairy.

by whydoidothistomyself June 8, 2021

Fairy Dairy

A respectful but accurate description for jizz from a person who identifies as gay

I had an amazing evening. I swallowed all the fairy dairy he gave me - and then remembered i was lactose intolerant. Then it was a shitty night.

by Charliemademe July 13, 2018