I had an amazing evening. I swallowed all the fairy dairy he gave me - and then remembered i was lactose intolerant. Then it was a shitty night.
by Charliemademe July 14, 2018
When you've had so much of something or you're so full of something that it would take numerous men wearing white gloves to force more into you
by Charliemademe August 13, 2017