dry 69

When you're in the 69 position but instead of oral, the act is done with hands.

Jim and I did a dry 69 last night....it was pretty weird.

by Snarfka January 21, 2017

engine 69

Rape train.

George to Jack:"Trust me Jack, you don't want to be the caboose on Engine 69."

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

The holy 69

The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.

The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.

I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.

As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69

by The holy grinders June 23, 2022

Aisle 69

An aisle in a store/supermarket which contains only or predominately tampons, condoms, and/or sexual pleasure items.

Customer: "I need some condoms where are they kept?"
Employee: "Over on Aisle 69 right by the Pharmacy"

by JapanTobi March 30, 2015

Money.Cash.69

Someone who is really hot and makes money and gets TONS of bitches,

Person 1: hey have you heard of Money.Cash.69?

Person 2: omg I'm so jealous of her, she gets so much bitches !!

Person 1: I know right,,,
Person 2:....
Person 1:...
Person 2: want to have sex on this floor right now?
Person 1: of course,

by Notowokay July 13, 2021

blue 69

When you get pulled over by and cop and end up doing 69 in his/her squad car.

Yo dude I got pulled over yesterday and got a blue 69.

by Jake Michael June 29, 2017

69 Cent

The alternative name for 6ixine.

69 Cent is the worst rapper of our generation.

by gregben September 15, 2023