Texas Switchblade

The act of having sex with a girl with your penis folded over in half, and at climax releasing it to its full length causing your genitalia to produce a switchblade-type motion.

"Hey man, you give it to that ho last night?"
"Yeah dude I totally bent my shit in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!"

by XcupcakeX January 22, 2009

The Switch

When hooking up with a girl, the guy leaves the room and another guy comes in and takes his place, without the girl ever noticing.

Dude did you hear about last night?
...No what?
Mike and Zac pulled th switch on Sydlo

by parkville April 8, 2005

switched

Gay, Flaming Homo, Homo sexual

Dude that class is so switched

by Matt da Fat September 15, 2003

switchin

Driving for the simple pleasure of going down the freeway at high speeds and switching lanes often cutting off cars, best down in large cities between 2-4 pm and between 7-8 pm where there is lots of cars but not stopped traffic.

We got bored and had a half a tank of gas so we decided to go switchin down interstate 10

by eroc43 April 18, 2005

The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.

"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Light Switch

A switch that turns on a light bulb.

It was dark in the house so my mom turned on the light switch.

by Freya-Chan April 1, 2010

the old switcheroo

When you're slammin it in a girl and then whip your dick out, stick it in her ass as fast as humanly possible, and keep going at the same speed as if nothing changed..

Yeah I was bangin Sarah so hard last night. I gave her the old switcheroo, and now she doesn't talk to me anymore.

by Poopy the Shoemister January 3, 2016