St. Louis suitcase 

The act of love which consists of shitting on your partners belly, aim for the belly button for best results, then folding that person in half, ankles to ears, and penetrating the fold using the feces for lubrication.

The prostitute I hired would not accept me in her mouth after I performed a St. Louis suitcase so I had to murder her.

St. Louis suitcase by TurboSchmitz November 23, 2014

rainman suite 

An elaborate hospitality room typically reserved for high-rollers, such as the one occupied by Raymond and Charlie Babbitt in the 1988 motion picture "Rain Man"

"They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite."

rainman suite by Jason Michael Holly September 10, 2005

Zipper-Suited Sun God 

A derogatory term for military pilots. Based on the fact that flight suits and G-suits are covered with lots of zippers and they fly above the clouds in the sun. Also has a double meaning in that they have highly inflated egos and think that they are above everyone else.

Here comes another Zipper-Suited Sun God to fly my airplane.

Zipper-Suited Sun God by Sublingual September 28, 2009

suitcase of courage

A ridiculous metaphor used by certain individuals of an English descent to describe a phenomenal performance on a bicycle. It is typically only used by those who have zero grasp on reality, and are in complete denial that the truth means anything to them personally.

Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.

Lance Armstrong is digging deep in his suitcase of courage to drop whathisforeignsoundingnamethatIcan'tpronounce" "Wait Phil, that's not Lance, that's Floyd Landis

suitcase of courage by UCI Overlord November 24, 2011

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody 

One of the many shows that poisoned the once good disney channel. Remember Even Stevens? Funny jokes and the moral that followed most episods.
Shows like Zach and Cody don't give the viewer enough credit, only to exploit Zacks "Coolness" and Cody being a nerd and a pussy. They put Zach in "Cool" cloths and make him play guitar and skate, while thay make Cody, wear polos and play the keybored. Disney controls the concept of cool now i guess.

Even Stevens' joke:
Louis Stevens: and is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?

everyone looks perplexed

Louis Stevens: It's just something that's always bothered me

Example of a The Suite Life of Zach and Cody joke:

Cody: Zack what's you're favorite shape?
Zach: Whats a Shape? (Laugh track)
Cody: Mines an Octagon because its interior angles equals mom's birthday.
Zach: Mom has a birthday? (Laugh track)

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody by Hello Helicopter February 21, 2008

C-Suite Brain Damage 

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.

Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.

C-Suite Brain Damage by tariqk December 11, 2018

Dorm Suite

A cruel manipulation of the english language.

"I have closets bigger than this Dorm Suite"

Dorm Suite by RockStarSurferChick March 17, 2003