School staff

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem

In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.

School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"

Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."

School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."

Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."

School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”

The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.

student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”

School staff member: “get the fuck out!”

Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”

School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”

Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”

by JDMF March 27, 2024

Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.

"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"

by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024

giggle staff

A broom stick with natty lite beer cans shoved on it. The owner of the notorious “giggle staff” has the ability to giggle endlessly. There is one in existence.

Bow down to him as he has the giggle staff.

by jack bittenbender February 4, 2025

gandalf's staff

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.

Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?

by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013

The High Staff

A pengu That can talk...And has a really small penis but his name is Thomas...Why...But he can work computers and owns a discord sever...For some reason but he has a steam account and has friends...And is a bloody jerk and is a jerk and is very very large ;)....

The high staff is very smart kinda.......Sort of....Not at all ok...

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

seokjins bakery staff

Kall - the best staff member (tsk tsk lies)
Danica - the inactive owner (sad but true)
Dayeon - simp for kath (yuh get into it)
Kath - simp for dayeon (true ngl)
Irene - likes peoples little brothers (WHY IS THIS SO TRUE)
Rita - best head mod (PERIODTT)
Harry - that one trainee that never talks (yeahhhhhhh)

seokjins bakery staff are very weird besides kath and dayeon and rita :)

by kath :) November 11, 2020