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BLT Squashle

A term that will one day be used in pornographic to describe the phenomenon of squeezing a ripe tomato between two loaves of bread jam packed into the anal sphincter and topped with lettuce and bacon
Raven Riley had never had a BLT Squashle but Harry Potter's look alike preferred his with butter. Yum!
by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021
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exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.
Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"
by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021
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sass squashed

When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****
In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021
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Floor Squash

a place in a rando primary school in Australia. ITS REAL IVE BEEN THERE!!!!

glory and grace
l l
___ Jeff lives at floor squash
by friend_of_shep April 8, 2022
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Aquamarine Squash

Really loves a sunshine goose but no one can figure out why- the absolute worst. You won't want anyone else.
Man did you see that aquamarine squash?

Yeah! What was up with that?

Always with that sunshine goose... did you think they'd last the summer?

Ha! No way.

Me neither, guess we were jaded by hookup culture.

Gotta love an aquamarine squash!
by kj_isReal April 28, 2023
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melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window
She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.
by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023
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Butt nut squash

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.
by Steve seagull July 9, 2022
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