Squib

A sly, dodging, hiding, conniving, dirty, thieving, lying, cheating, scheming, backstabbing prick of a friend.

Someone close to you & your friends that you have loaned, gave something to, or helped out that has done less and next to nothing in return or or to help you out and pay you back.

''Man I was at Steve's the other day and he Honey kept asking for hoots saying he had none when i could clearly see he had a huge jar of Budder.'' ''Damnnnn, yeah what a fucking squibbbbb.''

''Corey ratted me out to the fuckin cops again that coon!'' ''Shit that's fuckin squibish of him!''

by Sir Smokes A Lott February 23, 2014

squid's eye

used to describe something black or very dark.

"That man's soul is darker than a squid's eye."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Squid's Beak

The squid's Beak is simply a euthemism for the clitoris.

Kylie was watching Lapping Lezzers Vol 76 and particularly enjoyed watching one licking the other's squid's beak.

by Captn Hood-Butter March 18, 2009

SQUID LIPS

"When you woman's lips suction to your cock during the process that men like to call head"

Lissa's lips just suctioned to my fucking cock like squid lips, it was a historical moment

by GIGANTOR👻👻 August 5, 2016

The Squid

It is an erotic sex position commonly used by necrophiliac marine biologists where the man and woman lie on a bed (with a headboard with bars) with the woman positioned on top of the man with both parties facing the ceiling. The woman tightly grasps her legs around the man's buttocks and the couple then grasps the bars of the headboard. From the top view, it should appear as the body of a squid with the arms of the man will correspond to the arms of a squid.
NOTE: Vaginal use recommended to produce a fish-like smell like that of a squid.

Man, Heather and I tried the squid, and wow, it was so erotic I had a craving for seafood as if her love cup wasn't enough.

by Mike Carini January 12, 2009

squicking

To insert your penis into the unformed part of a child's skull. Then to fuck it, until the child is fucked. A frowned-upon practice that is illegal in most countries.

"An aggravating factor in the burglary was the smearing of excrement on the walls and the squicking of little Timmy"

by Log January 16, 2004

Squid

A term origionally used in motorcycle racing for a rider with little talent that only moves quickly in short bursts (ie. between corners) hence the motion of a squid!
These days the term can also be used to describe a Stunta! Although sometimes the term "Squid" is abused by riders themselves with no talent to criticise riders with superior skills to theirs! when monkey cant do! what monkey see! (or doesnt have the balls to do!)

Correct use: All the American superbike riders are squids! They cant even win their own superbike championship!

Incorrect use: Look at that "Squid" riding down the HWY on one wheel at 100mph!

by AussieBoy August 14, 2004