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the fence sitters

these are a very specialised group of people who are absent of any ability to make a choice in any walk of life.
they very often avoid making decisions and would much rather sit on ones fence, there it is said to be safe and free from confrontation.

if approached by large groups asking lots of questions at a fast tempo the fence sitters are often known to curl up into a ball or play dead.
chris: "hey john did u see that smogon stood over there on its own, the fuckin freak?"

john: "im saying nothing mate, i dont wanna get involved"

chris: "why have you curled up on the floor in a ball? oh yeah! your one of the fence sitters"

john: "stop asking me so many questions, i might accidently answer one"

chris: "whatever! you fuckin fence sitter!"
by ewok840 November 22, 2011
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Shitty

Adjective describing a state of extreme drunkenness.
1: Are we going to get drunk tonight?
2: Man, we're going to get shitty!
by Mankoff May 6, 2008
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sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.
My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.
by Anotymous July 20, 2008
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Shittyogame

1) A very crappy videogame, that has almost no value being a videogame in the first place.

2) Poor, terrible, and/or disaster of a concept that actually becomes a packaged and released videogame. e.g. ET.
How many shittyogames are going to be released this year ? I've had it up to my neck in this crap !
by pogue2012 April 15, 2009
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shitty pillow

when you shit on somebody's pillow, push there face in it, and dick slap them in the back of the head until you come
i gave lisa a shitty pillow last night
by b and a 6 shooter June 25, 2009
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shitty limit

the lowest reasonable price after which the item being sold is generally not worth the amount paid. In other words any item below the shitty limit is considered to be too shitty to be bought.
The Shitty Limit on a laptop is around 200 quid. Go any lower and the laptop is generally too shitty to use, even for a non-techie.
by Next_Man December 5, 2010
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Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.
Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'
by Erodon November 9, 2012
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