shatfish

Feeling the need to defecate but ultimately upon sitting down to a toilet, nothing comes out.

My arse shatfished me yet again this morning. I really needed to poo but I sat for at least half an hour on the can and nothing came out

by Denquis September 5, 2025

Shitcinatti

Another name for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Fuck you Mark it’s the Shitcinatti Bengals again 🤦 ♂️

by Storkllama October 7, 2025

shiftinggate

The theory that Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things is a shifter, and that he shifted three times within the series. Also that Stranger Things as a whole is Mike's DR (Desired Reality)

"Have you heard about Shiftinggate?"
"Yes! it's my favourite Stranger Things theory

by kawaiilers January 7, 2026

shiftinggate

The theory that Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things is a shifter, and that he shifted three times within the series. Also that Stranger Things as a whole is Mike's DR (Desired Reality)

"Have you heard about Shiftinggate?"
"Yes! it's my favourite Stranger Things theory

by kawaiilers January 7, 2026

Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

by Hafester May 13, 2009

The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

hood shifting

defined by moving from a less desirable neighborhood to another neighborhood, often one that is considered slightly more or less desirable.

Jamal: Yo Bro! I just moved down the block to 59th street. It's hella bangers ova there.
Jimmy: Damn homie! You hood shifting hard as hell.

by whymer August 3, 2017