Leora Two-screens

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.

Hey Leora Two-screens :-)

by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020

Permie screen

A filter screen for a computer monitor that permanent employees use to hide the fact that they are looking at the internet all day instead of working

If you stand right behind his permie screen you can see he is just looking at facebook again

by jmbr April 9, 2013

screen addict

A person, (eg. Harald), who's addicted to watching YouTube and/or gaming, or other forms of screen use.

Man 1: Man, Harald is such a screen addict
Man 2: Seriously Harald, get it together

by xXxXx69yeetmaster69xXxXx March 25, 2019

Blue screen of death

If you get the blue screen of death on your pc, you might as well buy a new one

Oh shit, I got the blue screen of death

by A complete nonce June 8, 2018

screen time

The opportunity to negotiate for extra hours of screen time from parents, akin to spotting parking spaces for a driver. It requires keen observation and timing to seize the moment when parents are less vigilant or distracted.

My little brother has mastered the art of screen time; he knows exactly when Mom is busy and swoops in for an extra hour of gaming on Roblox!

by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025

pre-screening

A phone /Skype call interview.

We would like to set up a quick 15 min pre-screening skype call?

by elephegg September 14, 2016

Blue Screen of Death

Also named as BSoD (Blue Screen of Death).
This thing appears in Windows because of a fatal of bigger error. You'll probaly know this shit well if you're one of the poor ones who have Windows ME.

Bill Gates made this to upgrade Windows 98.Let´s face it, Windows 98 it's a lot more stable then Windows ME. Each 30 minutes Windows ME shows the BSoF what the fuck...

If you want something better try Linux or MAC, if you still beg for Windows, try Windows XP.

"Shit, not the Blue Screen of Death again. I'll upgrade to Windows XP"

by not7yearoldn00b April 10, 2009