Rigellian

A Unit of luminosity, as bright as the star Rigel.

Base symbol: Rj

Comparison to other units:
120,000 Solar Luminosities
45.924 Quettawatts

Bro: I bet this flashlight isnt too bright
Flashlight: produces 330 rigellians (way more than r136a1's luminosity)
Bro: i made a boo boo yeah

by mrbeast539275 November 6, 2025

Rikela

An easy-going, funny, and beautiful Albanian Queen with unshakeable Leo energy who somehow manages to be so cripplingly anxious as hell about everything that she constantly has to pee and dramatically sighs, yet still maintains maximum confidence as she slays her perfectly styled outfits (complete with bifocals), excels as a smart nursing student and a dedicated, born-and-raised server at a great Gallo restaurant (but is righteously upset her name wasn't posted again), orders extra veggies from her new favorite spot Cava, sips her beloved white wine, hunts for a husband she's too picky to settle for, drives a sick car, and still gets spooked when she's alone at her house.

"Did you see that? That's pure Rikela energy: she perfectly executed a difficult reverse-parking maneuver in her sick car, adjusted her bifocals, dramatically sighed, and then bolted inside because she had to pee."

by albanianbaddiewithRN December 3, 2025

dick ripple

When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.

Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.

by Sum Fgt March 7, 2005

Dear Repellent

When one partner/mate releases a fowl odor or sound and the other partner/mate is repelled by it.

When my boyfriend farts, it's so fowl it's dear repellent.

That guy had dear repellent breath. He should have brushed his teeth before our date.

by LClausen October 4, 2007

Gyno-repellant

A guy whose look, appearance and/or mannerisms are so repulsive to females that his chance of having sex with one is nil.

"He's such a nerd; the guy's gyno-repellant.

by blivet May 26, 2009

Walnut Ripple

When you proceed to teabag a sexual partner in the face until boredom occurs and then proceed to yell "FALCON PAWNCH!!!!" and hit them in their genitalia so hard that the sudden pain causes them to headbut you in the testicles. Therefore, lolz for everyone

This walnut ripple me and shari made last night was awesome except my balls still hurt

by Zack Slade July 24, 2011

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2013