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Citrus Punch

When a woman is drinking a citrus beverage while you have the two of your fists, one in her ass, and one in her vag.
Dude i just gave charlene a citrus punch.
by The Boston Powerhouse August 16, 2009
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punch kitty

She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.
by cameronpeek June 30, 2007
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Beadle Punch

A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.
Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"

Guy 2 "Yes I did"

Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"

Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"
by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006
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Velvet Punch

I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.

Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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brain punch

The feeling in your head that comes when you take in smoke that immediately changes your state of mind. If you weren't high before the brain punch, you will be after. If you were high before the brain punch, afterwards you'll have turned into a temporary vegetable.
Right as the gravity bong's smoke entered my chest, I felt my brain crash into my skull. I immediately fell into the closet that was behind me and was asleep before i fully hit the floor. I got brain punched.
by Sparko March 29, 2008
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Butt Punch

When you're fucking and the dick slides all the way out of the pussy and on its way back in it misses and punches the tight butt hole causing pain to both parties.
Last night Ben butt punched me, it hurt so bad, we had to stop completely.
by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018
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gurgle punch

When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.
Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.
by you need some gum, hun September 26, 2006
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