Cristian Simut
Cristian Simut by Cripeeeeee April 14, 2019
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Christian's Greasy Ass
A greasy ass motherfucker who wears the same clothes every day, his middle name is James, he works at Pizza Hut, and he never showers. He is a human grease machine and is also known as Bitch Ass Butterbean.
Christian's Greasy Ass by lefthandlover69 July 9, 2017
Cristian Sanchez
where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.
Cristian Sanchez by russiansquirrel2001 November 24, 2021
Christian's Side Look
Christian's Side Look by fendee November 13, 2020
Cristiano’s Luck
The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.
Cristiano’s Luck by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021
Christian's 4-2 Rule
A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
Christian's 4-2 Rule by ccans July 26, 2021