When a woman is drinking a citrus beverage while you have the two of your fists, one in her ass, and one in her vag.
by The Boston Powerhouse August 17, 2009
A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.
Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"
Guy 2 "Yes I did"
Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"
Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"
Guy 2 "Yes I did"
Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"
Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"
by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006
by Hester Malone December 31, 2014
To masterbate
by nadnadnadsss September 24, 2010
A fast deadly punch thrown in a downward arc towards the face of an unlucky receiver. This punch was probably invented by Mohammed when Abraham tried cutting his foreskin. Abraham probably fainted BTW. It is almost the same as a Yoruba punch just that the Yoruba punch has less effect.
Nigga 1: Oshiomole, watchout! Watch out! That nigga coming with the Hausa punch!
Nigga 2: Obasanjo, I can handle...
(Nigga 2 gets knocked tf out
Nigga 2: Obasanjo, I can handle...
(Nigga 2 gets knocked tf out
by Cigo the god September 06, 2018
by magnificentmartha June 10, 2010
When you're fucking and the dick slides all the way out of the pussy and on its way back in it misses and punches the tight butt hole causing pain to both parties.
by Lil Dick Game May 18, 2018