Skip to main content

pumpkin fucker

1) One who inserts penis into pumpkins
2) One who fucks pumpkins
person 1: Yo Scotty, I heard about what you did for two bucks, you pumpkin fucker!
by Jajee November 15, 2007
mugGet the pumpkin fucker mug.

bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin

The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.
I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.
by Suaver April 12, 2009
mugGet the bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin mug.

Pump and Run

To sleep with some one when you have no intention of seeing them at any other point in time after.
To fuck someone then bolt.
To secure myself from wallet drain, I decided to give the pump and run.
by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004
mugGet the Pump and Run mug.

Penis Pump

Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"
by Yaziyo August 29, 2006
mugGet the Penis Pump mug.

pumping

The sexual act of thrusting objects in and out of a ladies Front Bottom or rusty bullet hole or the aforemantioned of a man. Can be a act of self particpation or shared with a partner of group.
Michael was keen to experiment in the bedroom department. Jane too. Although the act of pumping will not be revisited after Jane returned the compliment.
by WaterBoy June 19, 2006
mugGet the pumping mug.

Super Plumpkin

A Super Plumpkin is a variation on the regular Plumpkin, albeit, while the man is receiving a blow job and pooping, he is also eating a sandwich.
Sheila made me a sandwich, then offered to blow me while i took a poop, altogether, it was the best Super Plumpkin ever concocted
by isaac_rath_124 November 2, 2009
mugGet the Super Plumpkin mug.

Pumpkin Puss

When a girl's vagina is so plump that it makes her panties, (and in some cases, her pants) bulge out at her crotch.
"Hey Mike, what are you staring at?"
"She's so hot, but when she steps out of the pool my eyes are immediately drawn to the sight of her enormous Pumpkin Puss."
by Vinci22 January 20, 2009
mugGet the Pumpkin Puss mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email